This guy is really having problems with his butt implants.
Hope you’re not late on this game. #crossfitcandy
One of my many wives
OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies.
CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Chitlins come from…
Scooby Doo would’ve been so much better…
oh my god I wish
OMG this will be my kid some day! Love it.
While most women my age are out getting wasted at bars, which I occasionally do, this is my USUAL Friday night… Followed by a huge recovery meal and an early bedtime to get up early to train on Saturday.
I fell asleep with my phone on my face.
Whenever I fall asleep randomly, my dog gets worried and he starts to hit me with his paws.
He hit my phone instead and took pictures of himself. LOOK AT THE WORRY IN HIS EYES.